Ode to the Devil’s Coffeemaker

Several months ago, I bought (after years of coveting) a Keurig coffeemaker. Maybe you’ve seen them? They just recently started advertising the product on television (in time for the holidays so Satan can get his claws on more caffeine-addicted souls). My Keurig...

My Sappy Side

It’s early in the morning, cloudy outside and I’m not ready to get out of bed. So I click on the television and a cell phone commercial comes on. You know the one–where the guy’s watching some little girl post flyers of her lost dog. He clicks...