I feel a series of bizarre questions plaguing me these days. So, in no particular order, here’s what goes through my mind at random times during the day (and night):

1. Can someone explain the appeal of open toed boots?

2. That kid in the hamburger bun in the Manwich commercials: is that a boy or a girl?

3. What exactly is “the pompatus of love”?

4. In the movie, Groundhog Day, Bill Murray’s character relives the same day over and over until he learns what’s important in life, but Andie McDowell’s character has only met him one day. So how come she falls in love with him so fast?

What’s going through your head?