13 Unlikely Careers for Romance Heroes/Heroines
1. Garbage man
2. Catholic Priest/Nun (The Thorn Birds and The Sound of Music notwithstanding, this is just a bad idea.)
3. Porn star or director
4. Organized crime leader (with apologies to Tony Soprano.)
5. Bag lady
6. Rock star groupie
7. Executioner
8. Deodorant tester (Yes…this is a real job, which requires smelling armpits all day.)
9. Mortician
10. Circus clown
11. Cesspool drainer
12. Bearded Lady in a carnival
13. Wal-Mart greeter
Did I miss any?